Librarian Life.

WHEN A KID PUSHES ALL THE BOOKS BACK AFTER I JUST FIXED EVERYTHING:

WHEN I’M ON TUMBLR FOR HOURS, INSTEAD OF WORKING… MY LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING.

WHEN EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE CUTE GUY WHO COMES IN EVERY SATURDAY, I’M LIKE:

THEN EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME LIKE:

WHEN MY CO-WORKERS THINK THEY CAN JUST BOSS ME AROUND:

WHEN A RUDE CUSTOMER TRIES TO CHECK OUT A DIFFICULT BOOK, ON THE INSIDE I’ M LIKE:

WHEN MY PHONE KEEPS BEEPING BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO DIE…

RUDE LADY STORY.

So, there is this SUPER rude lady who always comes in an hour before we close and she’ll stay here with her kid until last minute. She always has a million questions. I think she just asks me a ton of questions to make me feel stupid. She just came in here again. I had to take a call and of course as soon as I get a call and answer she starts asking me another question.

“I’ll wait”, she said, rudely. 

I didn’t say anything I just turned to my computer. She sighs heavily. 

“OKAY!”, she adds rudely, then leaves and goes upstairs. 

TO ALL THOSE RUDE CUSTOMERS:

WHEN I HAVE FREE TIME AT WORK, I FEEL LIKE: